crystallized-teardrops:

fact: i will never stop complaining

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enterprising-gentleman:

sapphirefiber:

paintedlandscape:

INFMETRY star projector.

I really genuinely want this.

Oh, this is cool, but I bet it’s one of those insanely expensive things I’ll never be able to have in a million years.

OHWAITLOOK IT’S $22 HOLY CRAP

Some assembly required, but it looks fun to assemble. AND THOSE RESULTS HOLY CRAP

Yep, added to my wishlist, for sure!

$22?!? I know what want for Christmas this year…

tags → #omg #i want one 

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL. IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

weirdnessloveandscifi:

crazy-addict:

The best Hannibal text posts (so far)

tags → #hannibal 

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

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nbchannibal:

Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.

nbchannibal:

Important things that happen on Hannibal tonight.

tags → #hannibal 

ceallaig1:

jennstarkid:

Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world

If you pick up something like GoT, are you guaranteed safe passage back OUT??

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

pocketfulofgeek:

The pictures of sophisticated grace.

Disney know their fan base well.

(Source: amy-box)

tags → #disney 

givemestelenalove:

date:

have you ever had a dream about someone and then you started feeling different about him because of that dream?

image

tags → #snorting 

strangership:

kiriamaya:

beahbeah:

so i feel like i should tell you guys that i’ve found the formula for a perfect and incontrovertible insult:

[adverb][adjective][expletive][noun]

examples:

you perfectly rectangular shitbowl!
you obscenely lamentable assbasket!
you fantastically nauseating dicksoiree!

go forth and blaspheme

I am laughing so hard.

Suddenly everything is beautiful.

godofthedark-mischieflord:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#ARE THOSE FIREWORKS OR GUNSHOTS?#EITHER WAY ITS PROBABLY SOMETHING ILLEGAL

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